pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

Block of pasta

Just a sexy ass block of pasta

Woah is that bowl of pasta
No bro it’s a block of pasta

by Ldhfbe d November 2, 2019

Pasta

money word

-Hey, did you have pasta for some rush rush?-

by Uzublecker November 16, 2017

Pasta Water

Slang for saline solution in the medical and military communities. Saline solution being salty water, the same thing you use to boil pasta.

He lost a lot of fluids, so I got him on some oxygen and a drip of pasta water, he came too pretty quick.

by RecklessPessimist January 5, 2024

Pasta blaster

Pasta blaster, also Pasta-blaster

Any high performance Italian motorcycle.

Similar to "rice rocket" term for a Japanese bike.

Luigi loves his new pasta blaster.

by 2TD May 3, 2024

Pasta-ing

Same idea of "noodling" which is using your hand to catch catfish, except you use your finger to catch "brown trout"

I told that girl I was gonna put my finger in her butt, to which she replied "Oh, I love pasta-ing"

by TheRealApoc January 17, 2025

Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.

Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.

by H-Jew July 26, 2014