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Gabby J

Latina rapper that specializes in trap, Edm, and reggaeton music.
Going to Gabby J and Becky G concert tonight!
by your#1FANFOREVERILOVEU! June 4, 2020
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J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl who is a snake or gold digger. Often times they share a room at ones parents house.
I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
by #3OrDie July 19, 2018
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The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”
by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020
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jeremy with a j

A man who is down for anything, loves having fun, and is very simple. He doesnt require much to be happy. He is extremely friendly as he makes friends easily.
That guy is such a jeremy with a j. Hes so cool.
by VindictiveAngel January 6, 2023
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J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 29, 2017
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j cube

Yo bro me and some chicks are gonna hit the j cube, you down?
by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019
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milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge
by Razorbawz January 18, 2017
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