The Luke Method

Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early
I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.
by gratepatch October 15, 2023
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Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.
“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!
by kinky-dino February 05, 2020
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glitter method

a way of style and living in the presence of glitter
Her style embodies the glitter method.
by theglittermethod June 27, 2018
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sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater
Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”
by Barron M January 01, 2024
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Spaghetti method

putting nut/period blood in someones Spaghetti to make them want you
Greta stated “ I got my man for life because I did the spaghetti method
by Plugged January 22, 2025
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Spaghetti Method

Put a dry or wet noodle near your genitals
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit

4 Bust! Get your load all over the place
"My shit burning from the spaghetti method last night Daniel".
by Bigtoess123 December 02, 2024
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Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.
Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!
by Lillpumpkin February 03, 2025
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