Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...
Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard
by LS1power July 26, 2016
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mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.
Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.
by Not a Philistine October 09, 2016
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barbie mental

Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.
Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental

I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.
by Glizzy_globler69 January 13, 2022
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Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
by Sramazan August 28, 2015
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mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.
The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.
by YuOfTheNight January 09, 2020
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Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.
This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.
by AusTetris August 09, 2021
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Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.
Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.
by pbnjp January 02, 2012
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