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Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
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chuck norris

Chuck Norris is allegedly the only man to ever beat Bruce Lee. Lee later Admitted to this fact
Shit dude Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee
*random person runs and hides*
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
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Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
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guac-chuck norris

Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.
When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.
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Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.
Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly
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