MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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by random_boiz October 26, 2020

dick lung

One who sucks a dick so hard they end up inhaling it and possibly choking on it.

Yo, she sucked that dick so hard she got dick lung.

by oldballs March 2, 2015

Lung Collapsion

RaiderLycor's lungs dying after rapping several songs in a row.

After I'm done rapping I just go "Oh cool I did it I'm gonna go die of lung collapsion now!"

by RaiderLycor November 12, 2021

Lung Butter

The mucus you cough up - usually in the morning after smoking excessivly the night before.

Good morning darling... Yikes! That's some serious lung butter you just coughed up.

by ChewingGin August 3, 2023

Lunged

The act of smoking tobacco or drugs

Last night I lunged 3 joints and I was cooked.

by Scaramouche April 7, 2015

blue lunged

Similar to a cockblock, but with weed. You're just about to get hiiiigh and something gets in the way.

Man that Allison really blue lunged me when she insisted we smoke crack instead.

by richdafivenine April 22, 2011