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When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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Lung-gasm

When you hit that tube and the weed is just so damn good you start coughing and it feels orgasmic.
Damn dude i just cleared that 2 gram bowl and had a Lung-gasm.
by mildly April 20, 2011
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Shamrock Lung

An acute but deadly medical condition wherein one's lungs are saturated in jizz, jizzum, knucklebabies or splooge (correct technical term in Europe and Asia minor). Termed shamrock lung do to the jizz attaching to the lungs eppiphillii in clusters of 4. When the afflicted person speaks, air is entrained causing the cluster of four sploogum to bubble and pop; resulting in a definitive milky white shamrock pattern.
Common misconception he did not die from the gerbel in ass, it was actually the shamrock lung that got him in the end.
by Shamrocklung 1 October 15, 2018
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Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied
"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"
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Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.
That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!
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