Kick N' Dodge

When you are in a difficult situation and need to muscle out of it this is your game plan.

The man with the NRA hat said "Y'all have four-wheel drive, you can just kick n' dodge outta this Prius-caused cluster fuck of ice and snow."

by sarahp_3 November 29, 2010

Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

snoop dodge

An example of a weed transportation

Did you get the Snoop Dodge?

by Tyrellquinter April 23, 2017

Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.

This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!

by bitchuck May 25, 2025

Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.

“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.

Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"

by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023