Coffee Mate

When you are making a man/woman a hot beverage (coffee) and realise there is no milk.

You grip your penis and pump into the beverage until you ejaculate... don't forget to stir!

Jack: hey Katie, we had no milk so I gave you some coffee mate instead.

by Daggatron January 16, 2017

Soz mate

A fun sarcastic way brits apologise for something they probably don’t care about apologising for.

Person 1: you done a graffiti on my wall pal.
Person who doesn’t care: Soz mate.

by Soz.Mate September 21, 2021

Wallet Mate

A condom kept in a man's wallet for emergencies.

Bro 1: Hey it looks like Stevie is about to score.
Bro 2: Good thing he's got his wallet mate!

by FelixKestrel November 11, 2009

Soul mate

Spencer Smith, ex member of popular band Panic! At the Disco, and his beautiful wife Linda Smith

Person 1- Linda and Spencer are perfect for each other!
Person 2- Theyre soulmates duh, they INVENTED soul mates

by Iloveryanross August 2, 2018

Rite Mate

Dervied from a dirty little man named Glenda. The biggest camp male in the whole wide world. Pronounced in a really camp voice. An insultive word used to refer to homosexual men.

aYou walk past a rather odd looking sort of chap in the street and he walks past you and bobs up and down in a really gay way - suggesting anal penetration the night before, so the insitinctive reaction is to brand him a 'rite mate.'

by Dan Kelly July 6, 2004

spouse-mate

a term to refer to the girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse of your house-mate, meaning you sort of live with them, and are sort of mates with them, but that your original reason for knowing them was them dating your house-mate.

A: so how d'you know kate?
B: uhhh, like 2 years ago when i was living with jake in london, she was my spouse-mate.

by maisieeeeeee November 8, 2009

Flat Mates

(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.

I'm just hanging out with my flat mates

by Syde Trak August 15, 2011