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Green Goblin

Similar to a black nasty, green goblins are any fitted hats or snap backs with a green brim under. Usually seen in snap backs. Green and black brims are considered bummy as fuck.
Gordon - Yo bro this fitted is nice as fuck. You finna cop?

Rick - I Nah bro thas a green goblin my guy.

Gordon - Respect
by G6Saitin December 3, 2021
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Green LEDs

Did you see his Green LEDs?
Yeah, he must be REALLY gay!
by SirCharlesIII December 29, 2023
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going green

when a male ages 18-29 becomes erect in sexual manner. Referencing to a unripened green banana, and how it is harden.
Joe was living with a yellow and brown, until he spotted Krissy and began to going green.
by Joerisdre Glitdi September 9, 2010
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The West Greene Wanker

The Legend of the West Greene Wanker

In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.

To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.

His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.

It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
When we needed him most the The West Greene Wanker was gone, leaving only echoes of chaos and his despair, and goonery gone

By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
by Goonsiple IV September 10, 2025
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Green favor

A Good Favor, something you can do to help a homie out, a favor that they're good for, not to be confused with greenie favor which refers to weed and money
Hey bro can you do me a green favor?
by SwellyLife September 11, 2010
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Green month

Where you smoke weed everyday for a month
by Hasdfjf December 16, 2018
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Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013
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