You are aimlessly hitting her raw in the missionary position. Just as your about to climax 45 seconds after starting. You pull out. Hold her legs up vertically parallel to one another. Then you slap her pussy once. If she says “no” or “stop, you give one more slap to see if she is just being a submissive good girl. If she says “no” or “stop” again, give one more for good measure. Once you finish the third slap, you will have already climaxed due to the sheer rush of adrenaline from beating pussy, literally.
by Gocards2013 September 2, 2025
Get the Kentucky Pussy Slap mug.When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
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Get the Slap Beef mug.To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”
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"Kim gave her a f**king boa slap; The B***h was left spitting out the feathers in her mouth, wondering who got who?
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Get the Boa Slap mug.PE Teacher: okay nig- uhh I meant students. since I don't know what to play, lets play booty slap tickle tag.
Students: what the fuck
PE Teacher: okay so here are the rules :3
HOW TO PLAY BOOTY SLAP TICKLE TAG
1. I choose someone to be the booty tickler
2. The bitch goes around tickling assholes
3. a new person is chosen to sniff and tickle asses (especially the latinas)
4. The cycle repeats
Freaky Kid: oh latina >:D
Latina Kid: nah shit I'm out ✌️
Me: LET ME COME WITH YOUUU
PE Teacher: oh chill its not Diddy is coming
Diddy: I BROUGHT THE BABY OIL
Everyone: FUCK! *dissapers*
Freaky Kid: cmere diddly >:D
Diddy: nah shit I see why your class hates you..
Students: what the fuck
PE Teacher: okay so here are the rules :3
HOW TO PLAY BOOTY SLAP TICKLE TAG
1. I choose someone to be the booty tickler
2. The bitch goes around tickling assholes
3. a new person is chosen to sniff and tickle asses (especially the latinas)
4. The cycle repeats
Freaky Kid: oh latina >:D
Latina Kid: nah shit I'm out ✌️
Me: LET ME COME WITH YOUUU
PE Teacher: oh chill its not Diddy is coming
Diddy: I BROUGHT THE BABY OIL
Everyone: FUCK! *dissapers*
Freaky Kid: cmere diddly >:D
Diddy: nah shit I see why your class hates you..
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