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Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.
I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.
by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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Slap ass day

December 6, the day that anyone can slap anyone’s ass without permission.
my homie, i’m finna slap yo ass, it’s slap ass day!”
by lightskinnn3000 December 5, 2019
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Slaps

When something is made of incredible quality
This pizza really slaps!
by Cloyster Destroyer September 3, 2018
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Sink slapping

Where you slap your dick on a sink
by talkepitsbender April 26, 2022
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Slap

This is another word for leave. Mostly used but younger people under 22.
guy 1: What time are you going to slap work today?
guy 2: around 5pm
guy 1: ok
by KillerRhino1919 November 5, 2020
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