It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

term-it-all

someone who has the ability to make a term for almost anything

person 1: Did you hear he mad a term for packing quickly?

person 2: Ya, he's such a term-it-all.

by junk boy 3 October 3, 2008

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023

baddest of them all

So, baddest of them all means that you are one down ass bitch. Like, the head bitch in charge. A cool head and calm demeanor. Make them transactions. Let the money flow like a vintage wine. Your look is a rich mixture of floral and street. Your eyes convene knowledge well beyond your years.

As she takes a toke of that sweet, sweet, Ghost Train Haze and a sip of her Pinot Gris wine, she exudes a cool, confident demeanor. She’s the baddest of them all.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

National Get on all fours Day

``` SEPTEMBER 20 ```

National Get On All Fours Day!

This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.

T: Get on all fours.
B: W-why?
T: It's National Get on all fours day.
B: Oh.
B: (Gets on all fours)

by ImDownBad August 25, 2022

all that and a bag of shit

When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.

"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."

by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023

doctor know it all

He knows it all 👀. Made by the Grimm brothers as a Grimm fairytale but could pass as a porno name (someone please make this Im being held hostage)

1: Hey you've seen Doctor know it all right?
2: of course I have loved his "acting"

by Dickhead extreme March 3, 2020