sister slam hands (ssh)

To knock a bitch out ;)

Meghan: I'm about to sister slam hands (SSH) with Samantha tomorrow.
Tohmas: OMG. REALLY? Why!!

by ┌П┐(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) November 24, 2018

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022

National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 7, 2019

take my hand

Take my hand means to date the person aksing

Jim Crow :would you take my hand

Me:I would love too

by Theundergodu September 14, 2022

hand jiggle

Another form of masturbating from when your partner tugs on your pork sausage to get you to climax.

Hey bro my girl gave me a hand jiggle in the parking lot of the school during lunch.

Bro: what the hell

by Midwesttitan August 21, 2022

Billy the Great bj hand outer

This kid is fat, gay, and horny, what else could you want in a mofo!

Damn that kid Billy the Great bj hand outer is nice and plump and gay and horny for me!

by fat ass lard ass February 6, 2025

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024