Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

meat taboggan

A line of at lead four to five middle aged men all having sex at the same time within a taboggan. Every man must synchronize their thrusts.

The other day the boys and I had a meat taboggan going.

by ExecutiveSweepy January 28, 2017

Meat sweats

When you sweat or just to add emphasis on a sencentce.

"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

Meat shower

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.

"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"

by Douchmagoosh February 4, 2017

Fresh meat

No man wants a old fucking women catch up man.

Fresh meat let's say we can start at 13 👍 go bananas lady's your a star till you tern 25

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

Meat breaker

A man who DESTROYS grils pussys

I am the towns meat breaker

by Fram ursul October 20, 2019