eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

eat the meat off the toilet seat by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008

Spicy Meat Ball 

someone who is so cool they exceed the title of awesomee to spicy, therefore, they are a Spicy Meat Ball and meat balls are awesome

ME(Spicy Meat Ball)

Spicy Meat Ball by Bri Bri the spicymeatball October 24, 2009

fat off meat head 

a person with an extraordinarally large cranium, or of an unusual shape

me. look at that fat off meat head!!!
liam. :( leave me alone

fat off meat head by dale and rick September 1, 2005

side meat

"Side meat" is the charred (and extra flavorful) bits of meat that often fall off the sides of burgers, steaks, chicken breasts and roasted turkey. Side meat may "accidentally" make its way onto ravenous non meat-eaters' plates, where it is "accidentally" consumed amidst heaping forkfuls of quinoa and kale. Caution: excessive consumption of side meat may lead to lapsing of vegetarianism.

Vegetarian: "Oh no! I accidentally got a bite of your prime rib in with my sesame kale!"
Other person: "Stop stealing bites of side meat and just admit you like steak!"

side meat by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

Fucking the Meat Man 

A girl walks in to a meat shop for produce and gets more than that. She asks the man for him to sit on her face while he smears meat juice alll over her face. Then she gets steak, wraps it around his dick and chomps it off. Later she gets a butcher knife and they become blood brothers. (NO LONE WOLVES]

"I was Fucking the Meat Man. "

Fucking the Meat Man by doobhun nickle fo me January 17, 2010

Mystery Meat 

When nobody is sure of the size of a certain guy's penis.

"How'd it go with Jonny Katrina?"

"Not well, plus he has mystery meat."

Mystery Meat by ted the tit May 3, 2010

pink fresh meat taco 

The act of a male shitting on a female's vaginal area, then ejaculating on top of the said turd. The male then may or may not eat the freshly made entree.

I was horny, hungry, and had to take a shit at the same time, so I made myself a pink fresh meat taco. MMMmmmm....

pink fresh meat taco by Steve-o and Tim May 30, 2007