get loose like a goose

To fuck or get fucked

You wanna get loose like a goose?

by TeeCy September 25, 2003

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is a lot like jin'do

When comparing an activity to something completely different. When making fun of someone that just made a poor analogy. When poking fun at Chizer.

Repairing a toilet's flang shooter is a lot like jin'do.

by Tagdoodle March 22, 2007

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I like your shoelaces

A phrase used to identify those who use tumblr on other websites or IRL.

"OH GOD, MY FEELS, I CAN'T."

"Hey, uh, I like your shoelaces."

"Me, too! What's your blog name?"

by Stephani-dftba July 30, 2012

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work it like a stripper pole

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

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Beat it like a rented mule

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

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this refers to a person who does something seemingly irrational, pointless, stupid, fucked up, unthinkable (like the thought would never ever cross your mind), etc. in an attempt to solve a problem, complete a task, etc. Then, that person accomplishes said problem or task by their unorthodox solution and leaves others astonished that the idea worked. It is at this time someone would say this simile.

Jake had to put away the pool chairs, so to minimize the number of trips, he used a soda cooler with wheels to cart many chairs. He did this by balancing a chair on the edges of the open-topped cooler, then stacking the other chairs on that one. This plan seemed bound to fail, but when he succeeded some one said, "he's like a beautiful mind."

by toledo999 September 18, 2011

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