eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

John cena

Everyone who says John cena deserves to be DEaD

KILL JOHN CENA LOVERS

by Zentanium January 21, 2018

John Kdunk

And ugly bald muthafucka who likes to suck dick

John Kdunk fucking suck my cock

by Tkvd09 February 3, 2018

john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.

Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).

by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

John-John

John-John is a male name

John-John is kind and so soft and likes Suoer Mario and youtube.

He is very kind

John-John is my brother

by SwedishGirlHelloGoodbye February 4, 2018

John

A twat and a cunt with a small dick

You’re such a john

by Andrew Johnson 2016 February 9, 2018

john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.

John Whit is hot.

by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018