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Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.
my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.
by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024
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Peanut butter necklace

It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.
"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
by MadResults December 22, 2024
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hot buttered whiskey

When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.
Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.
by Hhhhhwhat December 31, 2024
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Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy
I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!
by Gilburt February 4, 2025
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Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.
Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.
by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026
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Tasmanian Butter Spray

The act of shoving a stick of butter up ones rectum, waiting for it to melt and then farting it onto popcorn
My brother and I just did a Tasmanian butter spray together.
by baldwigguh January 21, 2026
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Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.
A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
by Chuck J. January 25, 2026
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