Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.

Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.

by Charliebynature April 9, 2022

fuckle butters

A term of endearment used when one girl loves another extremely excessively handsome man

You got me pregnant fuckle butters

by sunshinebutters May 8, 2016

Duck butter

Any type of mortuary grade moisturizer. Usually white or flesh colored. Used to prevent dehydration of a corpses skin.

After embalming a body, make sure to slather copious amounts of duck butter to the face and hands to prevent tanning or discoloration.

by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Bread&&Butter

Bread&&Butter is a zero-chill festival in Berlin, with a fire lineup, serious munch and style hotter than the U-Bahn in July.

Felix “Are you going to Bread&&Butter this year?”
Yasha “Duh! Is Berghain open every Sunday?”

by helloshi June 15, 2018

Butter

I was informed by my friends that butter is bread lube..

Person 1: oi cunt pass me the butter
Person 2: ya mean the bread lube. Sure mate here you go *grabs a hand full of butter and slaps it on your slice of toast that pulverizes at the impact.

by TODDDDSTERinoooo March 17, 2023