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Penis Butter Sandwich 

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Penis Butter Sandwich by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020

peanut butter whirlwind 

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
peanut butter whirlwind by pbwhirl November 21, 2020

Peanut butter and clown nose 

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.

Peanut Butter on a Bagel 

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

well butter my biscuitz 

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla
i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ

Penis Butter 

White Negro: Wouja LIKE some Penis Butter!?!

Buttnigga: Um, sure, yea---

White Negro: I'MMACUMMON YURTITS!!!
Penis Butter by AutismBlaggleTeam December 6, 2020