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I don’t have a bomb

To not have an explosive weapon at your arsenal
Sir, I will inform you at this moment that I don’t have a bomb
by Gmaxable October 4, 2025
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Lamar St. Time Bomb

When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
by Organikz October 10, 2009
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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