Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
by Iloveyouivy July 01, 2020
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Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.
I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.
by #Bow_Nerd August 10, 2021
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Swiss bitch slap

Done by a swiss girl in her 20s, consist of using their swiss passport as a slapping weapon with the objective of showing social-economical superiority.
The slapping can be done tp people, tables, etc.
- "That girl slapped her swiss passport on the restaurant counter upon arrival, demanding the best table".
- "Yeah, seems like a clasic swiss bitch slap".
by Rockstar Nias August 06, 2018
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Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.
Wow you have a face like a slapped horse
by Littlechar12483 January 07, 2022
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Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.
I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.
by D-pop February 18, 2014
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