alternative sex

The act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else. One resorts to such a kind of sex when one feels a sex urge but cannot find a partner to satisfy it.

I think alternative sex is a sexual perversion.

by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010

Bingo Sex

A sexual act in which you tape a bingo card to a women’s back and proceed to screw her doggie style. During climax you pull out and shoot on the back of the women and onto the bingo card. If you happen to connect a line you yell out bingo while slapping the woman's ass.

I talked Michelle into bingo sex last night, I was on my game and got a “coverall”.

by Tonydanza2 August 14, 2009

Sex Toys

Blow up dolls that they sell at a dirty book store.

Sex toys aren't capable of judgment, and even if they were, who cares, they're whores.

by Marcel. February 19, 2009

Anal Sex

When an object (ideally a penis) is inserted into the anal cavity of another human being for the purpose of sexual gratification (ideally mutual).

Sally: oh baby, shove that 9 inch cock deeper, OH GOD i love anal sex

Steve: god youre tight, you feel so good

Sally: oh SHIT im gonna cum, ahhhh!!!

by Sexpert998 November 19, 2009

gay sex

when two men love each other and one sticks their penis in the other's rectum. And then jack off's the one taking it.

eg. Andrew Sharp and Andrew B. make a good couple. They have unprotected gay sex in whic sharp sticks it in b's rectum. Glad the both of them found each other at Mich. State. :D

by BSharpMSU20091987 December 21, 2010

Oral Sex

The act of intercourse in which a person's partner uses their mouth on their genitals.

AKA: The Mouthfuck

Oral sex is sometimes considered disgusting, but if you hum, it's great ^_^

Jenny: Josh and I had oral sex last night, it was beautiful!
Friend: Awww <3!

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Josh: Oh man, Jenny mouthfucked me so good. Hummingbird and everything. I'm STILL hard from it.
Friend: Whoa man. Whoa. I'd totally do your girlfriend.

by Self Proclaimed Whore January 24, 2009

Sex Olympics

The sex Olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular Olympics. to obtain a 'ring', one must perform a particular sex act.

Blue ring: sex in water
Black ring: with a black guy/girl, or anal
Yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during sex
Red ring: during period, or draw blood
Green ring: outdoors

After obtaining all of these, the winner receives fuck all.

"Dude, yesterday I totally got the black ring11111!!! I've completed the sex olympics"

by RM-J October 18, 2008