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Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
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Tail slap

Danny used tail slap. It was super effective.
by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025
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Fart slap

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."
by slappybullworm January 30, 2025
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Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"
by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025
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Slap up

Slap up (in The Bahamas, requires Bahamian context) means dilly dally with or to spend idle time with.
This bey out here trying to slap up in my inbox thinking it ga land him a job.

This gal slapping up with me and she think I giving her free iPhone.

Stop slapping up with me dawg.
by Haruchwan888 February 8, 2025
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Blackwater Carrot Slap

A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head
Im gettung back to camp and blackwater carrot slap my boss's head
by hobo traveller February 24, 2025
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Canadian Bitch Slap

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.
The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.
by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025
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