John 

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.

"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"

John by That Living Human June 4, 2019

John moment 

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

John moment by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

John 

John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.

Girl: who’s that guy?

Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice

Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*

Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky

John by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019

John 

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge

Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....

John by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

John 

sex master, sex man, sexguy, meme master, sex manguy, owner of irony house and oscar chat.

Random Nigga : John is sex master sex guy sex monster

John by oklolbruh October 11, 2019

John 

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

John by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019

John 

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm

John has a really big dick

John by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019