snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.
Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."
by Ailay Yuka January 23, 2008
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Hand-Faced

Chris: Hey Dave you getting Hand-Faced tonight?
Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced
by chrisma234 May 17, 2010
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ELMO HANDS

The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo
Dude you gonna smash tonight… is she into you or what? :::elmo hands:::
by Elmohandz December 25, 2021
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Ass Hands

Did you see Elliot not wash his hands after taking a shit?!
Yeah bro!! Total ass hands!!
by RareIsGarbage May 01, 2017
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ass-hand

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.
"Don't make me whip out the ass-hand!"
by jovato May 13, 2003
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pistol-handing

when a girl leans over to her side and launches her cum via her fingers.
"not that many people use pistol-handing"
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Enjoying that second hand

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.
James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand
by Irrational fear April 25, 2013
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