A variation of discord that involves dicks, especially in the form of loading screen pictures, app icon, images, and more.
by dat banana boi May 2, 2018
Get the dick-scordmug. by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018
Get the Chill the dickmug. A penis that is only just large and/or functional enough for procreation and the man’s personal pleasure.
Thanks to Ammon’s Mormon dick, Elizabeth didn’t have to worry about experiencing those icky feelings of sexual enjoyment while trying for their 7th child.
by NotNestle April 14, 2022
Get the Mormon dickmug. someone who is so driven by the goal of attaining penis that they let things that they normally would not let slide to happen because it clouds their judgment.
by marigoldsister October 7, 2020
Get the dick drivenmug. Someone who doesn't mean to be a dick, they just naturally have no regard for anyone besides themselves. This person will automatically have one of your cigarettes lit in their mouth before you realize what's happened. They never thank you but will demand praise for any "gesture" they do for you, regardless of how small. It's bad if you don't praise them because it required a lot of effort for them to tame all of their instinctive impulses urging them to meet their own list of needs. Very self-important, should you fall short in catering to their will, you will (hopefully-0.05% chance) be disregarded or (more likely- 95.5% chance) be met with disdain and made aware of their annoyance with you.
EX.1
*Takes another one of your cigarettes without asking*
Me: "How many of my cigarettes have you taken?"
Innate Dick: "It's only my fourth one.. chill out"
EX 2
~ Innate Dick in a roommate scenario~
Roommate: {sees ID's junk at the bottom of the stairs, dusty from sitting there for a month, and brings them up for him because it's no big deal}
Innate Dick: {sees Roommate's junk at the bottom of the stairs, sat there for two days. Now every time ID sees your face he will remind you to "please bring your stuff up" with a furrowed brow that's meant to make you feel like a slacker}
EX3
~friendship scenario~
Do not expect to be offered any comfort items- food, drink, a place to sit- just do it because remember, he won't acknowledge your needs on any level. That would be highly unnatural and cause for suspicion.
EX4
*Innate Dick as a passenger in a car*
The Innate Dick must control music selection always
If he fails at doing this, he will put in his headphones and turn it up loud so you hear it even with your music playing.
You'll turn your music up since it is now competing with his headphones but he will demand you turn it down.
And, despite having his headphones in, he'll still judge you for your music taste. Saying something like, "Seriously, do you play these songs to annoy me..." accompanied by a look of disdain.
This all comes after you have catered to his will, driving him around to fulfill his wants all day.
*Takes another one of your cigarettes without asking*
Me: "How many of my cigarettes have you taken?"
Innate Dick: "It's only my fourth one.. chill out"
EX 2
~ Innate Dick in a roommate scenario~
Roommate: {sees ID's junk at the bottom of the stairs, dusty from sitting there for a month, and brings them up for him because it's no big deal}
Innate Dick: {sees Roommate's junk at the bottom of the stairs, sat there for two days. Now every time ID sees your face he will remind you to "please bring your stuff up" with a furrowed brow that's meant to make you feel like a slacker}
EX3
~friendship scenario~
Do not expect to be offered any comfort items- food, drink, a place to sit- just do it because remember, he won't acknowledge your needs on any level. That would be highly unnatural and cause for suspicion.
EX4
*Innate Dick as a passenger in a car*
The Innate Dick must control music selection always
If he fails at doing this, he will put in his headphones and turn it up loud so you hear it even with your music playing.
You'll turn your music up since it is now competing with his headphones but he will demand you turn it down.
And, despite having his headphones in, he'll still judge you for your music taste. Saying something like, "Seriously, do you play these songs to annoy me..." accompanied by a look of disdain.
This all comes after you have catered to his will, driving him around to fulfill his wants all day.
by It was fucking good ham May 13, 2019
Get the Innate Dickmug. When someone has an abnormally large forehead and their hairline is receding. Also known as a Widows peak.
by peckerhead123 July 23, 2017
Get the dick foreheadmug. Chedda Dick is when somebody got the Chedda and they packing but its also when somebody is a fucking Chad and you would go snowboarding with him and and his freind josh. Also known as the cheeseman if they are bitch and their feelings get hurt.
by Igloo motha fucker June 12, 2020
Get the Chedda Dickmug.