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knats cock

enginnering measurement
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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cock holster

A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.
Diane is nothing but a cock holster.
by vicfan March 23, 2004
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cock butt

Someone who is getting ony our nerves. call them a cock butt and people will laugh.
kevin quit being a cock butt! (ppl laugh)
by d00dzillaz0rz November 1, 2003
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cock jousting

A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!
Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!
by Derek WWWAAAKKK August 3, 2007
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clown cock

the act of placing a clown nose at the tip of your cock.
dude i gave my self a nice ass clown cock lastnight.
by jlorrriaaaaa April 26, 2010
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cock zombie

when a gay individual becomes so exclusively identified with their sexuality that they are devoid of any personality.
my friend just came out of the closet and i'm wondering how long it will take for him to become a cock zombie. i'm gonna miss him.
by doormouse June 2, 2009
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racoon cock

when a male has too mych sex and is constantly washing the penis. the penis then becomes extremely dry causing dark rings to develop due to dry skin.
When i fucked 12 chicks in 3 days i developed a bad case of racoon cock, guess im going to have to use that vaseline intensive care stuff.
by Thomas p kight February 11, 2008
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