A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.
You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.
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“Increase output by 60%, and see to it that our other facilities do the same.” -Red Skull
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That new girlfriend that Zackery found turned out to be a Red Headed Cheri. She got pregnant and left him for another woman. For the next 18 years Zackery has to pay child support and can't see his child. Poor Zackery.
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When the female body punishes her for not being pregnant, a war on the inside of a women's body that occurs once a month.
When the female body punishes her for not being pregnant, a war on the inside of a women's body that occurs once a month.
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