Brown Eye Master

A certain point in time where a person has had butt sex so many times that it feels like something is always in their ass.

BK's new boyfriend made butt love to his ass some many times that he became a Brown Eye Master.

by JRoemer December 30, 2007

Chris Brown-Eye

An asshole heavily bruised and beaten from anal sex.

The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.

by Skebs January 27, 2010

brown spider rider

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.

Richard Fairbrass.

by Dave April 27, 2006

Taylor Brown

BRAVEST MAN ON EARTH AND IN HEAVEN OF ALL TIME. was the bass guitarist of the band turbulance but 3 weeks ago hung himself. was my best friend since the age of 2 years old. got into a drug addiction at the age of 13, got really drunk one time and attempted to rape my other best friend. I, unawheres, went out with him for ages before discovering he was in love with the friend he tried to rape. i dumped him, thinking nothing would come of it. so he went after my friend, stalked her for ages, not realising what he was doing because he wasnt sober. he pinned her up against a wall and kissed her, but she had a boyfriend and so punched him and ran for it. she broke Taylors nose. He phones her up later that week, completely sober, and asked for forgiveness. she said ok. then he made her choose between himself and her boyfriend. she picked her boyfriend, so taylor got drunk and killed himself. my friend blames herself. if your out there missing a loved one here this; dont start crying coz you miss them. dont think you can feel so sorry for yourself just coz your friend our your mum died or whatever. my friend has to live her life knowing she could have saved taylors life that night. shes carrying on, so can you. lifes tough, so get used to it.

Me; are you ok?
my friend; yes (sobs)
Me; look, its not your fault ok?
my friend; (cries loads) i miss him, i miss taylor brown
Me; so do I

dont think your grieving just coz you lost a loved one. imagin if it was you who could have saved taylors life that night

by GodBlessTaylor'sSoul October 8, 2011

Paint the town brown

When your going out on the town and you know its gonna be a shit show.

"Fuck man we sure are gonna paint the town brown tonight".

by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009

drunk as Cooter Brown

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

by freemason November 10, 2007

Brown 25

Matter Exacted from Something. Resembles excrement. As made famous in Kentucky Fried Movie.

Look at the pile of Brown 25 coming out of that machine

by Lord Kick In The Butt October 17, 2010