God squad

A group of self obsessed people mostly boys who are "rich " from their parents money

There goes the god squad they where just shoping for yeesys in study hall

by 🐇 February 13, 2019

God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

The Slime God

The Slime God is a boss from the Calamity mod for hit indi game Terraria, it appears as two slimes based on the evil biomes, once these two slimes are defeated they will split into two more slimes of the same type.

Dude 1: I died to the Slime God from the Calamity mod from the hit indi game Terraria, i hate my life.
Dude: Git gud

by Yaffoso April 30, 2024

God Smart

A super geniuses person.

Some geniuses are God Smart

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.

Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.

by Atooooool June 1, 2023

God Rolled Quarantine

When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.

I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!

by TheRedBlade99 June 24, 2020