get one up

When someone is able to make their male appendage (penis) erect

"After some foreplay I was able to get one up"

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

One Crispy Boi

Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.

One Crispy Boi is so fucking hot I'm getting wet just thinking about him.

by The Legendary Thot Destroyer November 23, 2018

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

one-eyed ambassador

1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville

2. Penis

All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.

by e2mwpg August 2, 2012

swing ones ass

The way someone walks when he perceives himself to be a class above others.

Me: Dave's swagger, and pompous attitude doesn't bother me so much, since you told me he is paid much less than I am.

Office Manager: Yeah, he does swing his ass when when he walks.

by johnnyb July 23, 2004

One-stop shopping

A company or a location that offers a multitude of services to a client or a customer.

One-stop shopping, fellows. Whatta you want?

by Din-Mary July 26, 2010

one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

by chris suave January 20, 2010