Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.
One Crispy Boi is so fucking hot I'm getting wet just thinking about him.
by The Legendary Thot Destroyer November 24, 2018
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