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Porch Monkey

Let’s lynch that porch monkey.
by Lyncher666 December 13, 2017
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Porch monkey

Come and fight me you stupid porch monkey
by Somekidthatisrasist1290 November 1, 2017
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skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!
(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
by Denhamj February 24, 2018
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Brass-Monkey

Brass-Monkey is a
by When_ January 19, 2021
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Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021
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Spirit Monkey

A genderqueer, non-conforming, non-binary individual. One who identifies with any one particular gender and goes back and forth.
They are a spiritual breed, a non-human identity, and cannot be fathomed by one not of their own kin.
"Is that a boy or a girl... I mean, maybe trans?"

"No, my dear friend. That is the spirit monkey. They are like bacteria, their populations grow exponentially and they serve no purpose other than to annoy you."
by UnrepentantlyOffensive August 30, 2013
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Bidah Monkey

Someone who denounces everything by saying it is "bidah" (innovation). A great number of these exist in Saudi Arabia, where it is believed that the practice originated.
BM: "What is this? Brother, Urban Dictionary is bidah! BIDAH!"
ME: "Dude, quit being such a bidah monkey."
by mamoul March 18, 2011
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