Stan Attack 

An "attack" most often over a messaging service, although the attack could occur in person. The nature of the attack ranges from complaining about one's health (such as eyesight, exhaustion etc) to complaining about frivolous things such as the going-on's at a local office (that don't affect the work). The attacks are, in essence, disguised forms of complaining. The entire conversation is initiated to implement the attack, although most often beginning with a neutral statement to fool the victim into thinking it is a mutual conversation.

"OMG Bill totally Stan Attacked me last night! And I had so much work to get done..."

Stan Attack by Mr. K-man August 2, 2009

tud attack 

When someone has eaten a whole pot of beans and later on has taken of a dump but not just any kind of dump

the dude was taking a shit but the shit just came out like drop lets ooowee so many droplets he filled the toilet up just a funky ass bathroom

man had a serious tud attack

tud attack by sittingonthetoiletlikeuhh January 16, 2010

misplaced attraction 

being attracted to someone because they remind you of someone else that you were/are attracted to.

I'm totally hot for the girl Julie who sits in the next cube over from me at work. I hardly know her, but she reminds me of my old girlfriend who is a hottie! I guess you could say I have misplaced attraction for her.

misplaced attraction by Julie-n-Dave July 16, 2010

fat'attack 

when you pass out from being fucking fat!

Jesse: Damm cristian is hella obese!
Joshua: That niggas gonna have a fat'attack one of these days

fat'attack by tubs oner November 10, 2010

retardedly attractive 

The act of holding so much attraction, that the pursuer goes dumb/retarded.

Joni was so retardedly attractive, that I forgot my name and went dumb.

retardedly attractive by Badgirljojo September 29, 2014

Ace Attorney 

funny lawyer game. The main character is an amateur defense lawyer who Bluffs every 0.2 seconds and he can beat prosecutors with year long winning streaks with his teenage spirit medium assistant that's obsessed with hamburgers. Also people ship phoenix and edgeworth

"Man I can't wait to play ace Attorney it seems so fun"
-later-
"Oh"

Ace Attorney by c.yan May 16, 2022

delusional attachment 

a made up thing by people on kinstagram so that they can get kin points and harass doubles

nagitocervixpuncher: i am kokichi ouma irl. this is not a kin or a delusional attachment ! i am simply me <3 doubles can k!!^Y##S!!

delusional attachment by kinstagram goddess August 15, 2023