Fuck your couch!

The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"

The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"

Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!

Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*

by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009

Get On Your Back

1. (Towards a woman) - As to say, get your clothes off and lie down on my bed because I'm going to fuck you.

2. (Towards a man) - As to say, I'm going to knock you the fuck out. Tripping the person and making them fall on their back to give them a warning of what's coming works too.

1. After you bring a girl back home with you, lead them to the bedroom and say "We're going to play a little game. It's called... Get On Your Back!"

2. As your about to get into a fight or during a fight (while on top of someone), yell into the persons face, "Get On Your Back" pussy boi!

by Scott Too Hot July 30, 2009

flick your bic

to light a Bic lighter
(bic is a brand name)

chick:oh crap i can't find my lighter
dude:i got one
chick:well come here and flick your bic

by pyro11199 September 8, 2007

butter your muffins

1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess

2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)

"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."

by vaginallodestone March 18, 2010

rock your knot

Largely, stands for kicking one's ass real bad, yet specifying one's groin area ("...your knot") for particular intensification of the utterance.

For steppin' on the stage I should rock your knot (from the '8 Mile' movie)

by trank January 28, 2008

Dancing on your grave

A form of insulting an old person, by outliving them (also a kickass motorhead song)

yea your gonna go first and ill be dancing on your grave

by Langandy June 21, 2008

Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009