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Simp

You.
by ILikeWafflesBecauseTheyAreGood September 27, 2020
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Simp

Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.

Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.

Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020
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Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
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Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco
Simp #1 bought gloves for non-simp #2
by Halslsk November 12, 2020
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Simp

SO Into My Person
My friends all call me a simp but I’m just so into my person
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Simp

@__vanchev
@__vanchev is simping on Dzheren
by Grizgich September 17, 2020
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simp

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022
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