Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

Jim Crowe kiss

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.

Hey Ryan! My girl gave me the Jim Crowe kiss last night, you need to try it!

by thuggaballz July 24, 2024

Poseidon's Kiss

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.

by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024

CK (casual kiss)

When making out with someone, they have little long-term meaning. It is also used when the term "hookup" is too much and "makeout" is too awkward - Used nonchalantly

It was just a CK (casual kiss); or

Person 1: Bro Last night I hung out with a girl
Person 2: No way, what happened?
Person 1: You know just a ck.

by Wet Beef August 13, 2024

straight girl kiss

when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.

“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”

by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024

san deigo kiss

When you kiss a guy or woman when they have a shitty ass, on their shitty ass then kiss lips.

Last night I kissed Kevin after he pooped san Deigo Kisss then kissed him on the lips

by Kingpuppet June 5, 2024