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Job

Its a rare-known name . You rarely know someone called like that because is a word for something common . It is a religous name so you know the kind of parents that person have. Job is cherfull, funny and extrovert person . He knows when its time to talk funny and is somehow intelligent in his way,
Paz: How funny Job is!
Santi: What did Job say? hahahah
by Mastercry November 22, 2021
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Jo-Job

When a girl gives you a handjob while she says Ora multiple times
I couldn't help but cum when that girl gave me a Jo-Job!
by aweonao7 April 27, 2020
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Greese Job

The act of peeing on somebody as a kink or sexual fetish.
His girlfriend gave him a fresh greese job
by Greese Job March 22, 2017
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Job

the thing we all fear and eventually have to have due to society. this thing usually has you do the most boring shit in existence for 8 hours straight and rewarding you with a few dollars. there is a reason why the unemployment rate is going up
Mark: hey Alvin, have you seen Ben lately?
Alvin: no. dude hasn't responded to my texts in a few days,
Mark: he is probably at his Job.
by appleapple_1 June 19, 2025
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blim job

In the game of beer pong when you shoot and it seems like its going in but it bounces off the rim of the cup, making you miss. By not making it you are being blue balled while simultaneously giving the cup a rim job (not to be confused with butt hole licking).

Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job
Person 1: Aw man i just rim jobbed that cup! I should of made that!
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed
by jacob lattaballz December 22, 2010
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Grave Job

when a girl sucks you off in a cemetery.
Tommy: I hear you and Jane went to the cemetery at midnight the other night.

Timmy: Yeah, she totally gave me a grave job.
by Johnny Joey March 11, 2011
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Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.
Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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