birthday job

A birthday job is a sexual favor you wish for and hopefully get on your birthday!
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.

Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!

I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!

by Tihy September 15, 2020

Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

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by URBAN © Truth Teller November 2, 2020

Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her

I did a nut job yesterday at work

by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

assist job

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.

She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.

by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017