Tatt-fish

When an individual uploads photographs to dating apps of them with cheap InkBox temp tattoos and claim they're real.

Guy 1: How long should I leave it on for?
Guy 2: IDK dude, just read the package, why do you have so many on anyways? tryna tatt-fish ;) ?
Guy 1: Yeah fammie, I like my women like I like my tattoos... Shallow and removable
Guy 2: Deep, bruh

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

fish bones

a coolidiculous/ positive sarcastic term for skeleton-thin/underweight people

if you look like fish bones, you probably need to eat more fish and go to the gym; but, caveat, don't overdo it

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle

I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Fishing rod

A paticular fishing rod used by fish on the Internet to get likes on their Facebook page by stealing content that isn't theirs.

SoFloAntonio: "hey look a video of a child biting another child's finger, with my fishing rod here I will just simply steal this video and post it on my Facebook page and get all the credit"

by Therightchoice May 22, 2016

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023