cock jockey

One who rides a cock like a jockey rides a horse. Usually used between teenage males to signify being a dick, a dumbass,or to let someone know that they're acting faggy.

Man, that Joe is a real cock jockey! I asked him if a could borrow five bucks and he called me a douche and walked off. Must be that time of the month!

or

Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!

by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

cock and balls

A common name for a public house in England

"Ezekiel is going for a pint down at the Cock and Balls"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Half-cock

A circumcised penis.

When he took his pants off I saw he had a repulsive half-cock.

by BeeryUSA February 24, 2010

piece of cock

gettin' some. action. sexual activity involving a penis.

may also be used to emphasize that a certain male is attractive.

"I'm soooooo hornydrunk! I wanna piece of cock bad!"

or

"You're so lucky you have a boyfriend. You're getting a piece of cock tonight."

or

"OMG Mike's soooo hot! I totally want a piece of his cock."

or

"Check out that dude. He's one hot piece of cock."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

cock garage

Anything a cock could possibly be inserted in

Shut you ten cock garage. or My arse aint a cock garage. or She is just a cock garage.

by Lucky November 5, 2002

cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008

cock sock

Something worn by male porn stars during erotic sex scenes to ensure length of the scene

the male porn star wears a cock sock so he doesnt cum and end the scene early

by LikeImPro April 25, 2008