peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Cinnamon butter manicure

When you're on a date at Texas Roadhouse and she uses the cinnamon butter spread to give you a footjob under the table.

Yeah bro I was on a date last week and this big titty goth girl gave me a surprise cinnamon butter manicure. It was legendary!

by ArmadaFB December 13, 2024

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

boob butter

The sweat under your boobs!

My wife has boob butter after a good workout!

by Boo butter April 12, 2023

Butter

When something is fantastic

That’s so butter

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

oh my butter (omb)

another way of saying omg or oh my god .used when something is overly exciting

oh my butter (omb) viri, did you see laguna beach yesterday???

by elizzzz January 9, 2008