Mysterious Male Friend

New friend of one of your maybe gaybe buddy.

"Did Joe bring a date?" "Nah, he was with one of his Mysterious Male Friends."

"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."

by kellybex July 20, 2009

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just good friends

A term used when one is repulsed by -another person expressing intimate feelings or -the thought of entering a relationship with another person, but out of pity and empathy remains their friend.

We're just good friends. Please don't kiss me again or I'll dive into a pool of battery acid.

by kavakale July 13, 2004

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5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

by Crippler8 July 24, 2008

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happy tree friend

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.

1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!

by milo May 14, 2004

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Un-Friend Confrontation

An awkward confrontation due to one person un-friending the other on facebook.

Person 1: Dude that was so awkward.
Person 2: What was?
Person 1: I just had an Un-Friend Confrontation with Jack.
Person 1:Doesn't he understand he's an annoying douche?

by That guy on facebook December 14, 2010

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