your moms a party

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom

Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"

by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

Tea Party Syndrome

When someone takes their sweet time to be in your presence instead of being in a hurry to leave.

I hate it when people have the Tea Party Syndrome because I'd rather be alone with my girlfriend.

by RonnieZazo September 3, 2021

Bus Change Party

Probably not a party at all, generally a gathering of broke kids coming together to have fun, and throw down whatever spare change they have in hopes to buy cheap beer.

Common events are: Watching Comedy Central, making up fake rap songs, dancing, getting stoned, and being obnoxious

I got like 3 bucks to my name, lets have a bus change party

by edddizzle March 12, 2011

Covid Positive Party

A party where guests must show a Positive COVID Test within the last 72 hours, or they cannot attend.

My friend and I are both COVID Positive, so we can only go to a COVID Positive party.

by tcornsimp December 31, 2021

Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Rasta Block Party

When bricks of seized weed goes up up smoke by the PoPo and the surrounding area get's a contact high.

"DAMN! There's going to be a Rasta Block Party since they busted that illegal grow down the street."

by Bread of Corn December 29, 2015

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011