Simp

Jay Najeeb

Jay Najeeb is a huge simp, like an astronomically bit simp

by Jayisverygayuno April 17, 2020

Simp

Sucks Individual Male Penis

haha you fucking SIMP

by Rubb3r Ducky May 28, 2020

SIMP

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022

Simp

adjective
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.

Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”

by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

Simp

A man who puts a woman before their friends, even though the woman doesn't give a shit about him.

This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.

If you're gonna use a word, use it right.

Jeremy's putting himself down to please Anna. What a simp.

by shutupkaren May 6, 2020

SIMP

A person who does way too much, too early in a relationship.

Chris the SIMP literally washes the floor before his new gf walks it, then smells her ass as she walks by.

by anonymous September 24, 2020