A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10
"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the All I want for Christmas is youmug. Asher: *cuts cameron*
Cameron: yo why did u cut me
Asher: bro we’re all going to the same place deal with it
Cameron: no
Cameron: yo why did u cut me
Asher: bro we’re all going to the same place deal with it
Cameron: no
by JDMF May 28, 2024
Get the We’re all going to the same placemug. by Docblue September 8, 2022
Get the You allmug. See: all the rage - but for people who don't realise it actually has an R and have been using this incorrect phrase for many years before being corrected and SHAMED.
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by Tobeezy December 20, 2019
Get the All Day Bootymug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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