John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
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I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.
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