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John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
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John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads
-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside
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john

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one
girl 1: You know John?

girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.
by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021
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John

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.
John makes lesbians turn into straights
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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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St. John Paul II High School

Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.
I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.
by Bobberdummy September 8, 2021
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