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Condom breaker

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived
The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker
by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024
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spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break
“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”
by HJay November 20, 2023
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Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 8, 2023
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Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023
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Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it
Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?
by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024
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Phone break

1. Having a 'Phone break ' The act of withdrawing one's presence from social media interaction for a period of time

2. A precursor to getting Pied off / Ghosted after an extended period of Rizz and Sexting .
"How's it going with Katie ? "

"Bro! She's having a 'Phone Break' !! "

"Man that sucks ! You've been Ghosted hard ! "

I'm not being rude and Ignoring you , I'm having Phone break atm .
by venkman February 12, 2024
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comfort break

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!
by Xoogster February 16, 2024
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