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Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in
by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021
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Hopsin Slap

Slapping Somebody with a hand full of godly Jizz, fresh from a sweet jerk off from watching Your Favorite Kink style porn category, made famous by the “Indie Valedictorian” Hopsin.
“Hopsin is my favorite rapper! I love to hopsin Slap my teachers, my sister does too”
by Salli7271 January 27, 2020
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National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf
I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.
by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024
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Slaps

Shorthand term for “this tastes so good, it’ll make you slap yo momma.”
My girl cooked up some fried chicken, mac and cheese and greens. This shit slaps
by JB Smoooove January 31, 2024
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slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.
by IvyCruz January 4, 2024
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Slap

the act of playing pickleball with vigor and enthusiasm.
Does anyone want to play pickleball? It’s a beautiful day to slap.
by chcknggt July 28, 2022
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