pussy washer

a bidet !

heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !

i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer

a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'

just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !

here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021

pulsing pussy

us guys get blue balls, while all the fine women get pulsing pussies, if ya know.... ya know

"damn that guy was so hot he gave me a pulsing pussy! i have a feeling i gave him blue balls too

by kylshaw January 2, 2023

Pussy Abs

Girl Abs

Look at Marla coming back from gymnastics, yeah she has pussy abs.

by MojojojoddsTU3 May 19, 2021

Flat Pussy

A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.

That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.

by deimos-dread April 21, 2020

Backstair pussy

Another work for the anus.

Man I fucked that backstair pussy hard last night

by Eat ass digbig1234 March 16, 2019

Brain Pussy

Someone who wishes their brain was strong like man. But let's estrogen run a little too hot and therfore the brain, in common parlance, becomes a pussy.

she kept complaining about this and that. so i said fuck that. I ain't banging no brain pussy no more.

by newton_in_montana March 14, 2023

pussy patrol

{the cat cops{

snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo

by Digital Guy July 26, 2018