Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Florida mom

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.

Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.

by dwigger2 June 17, 2016

mom of the year

The woman who does the dumbest thing to her kid.

Also—this is the one who will most definitely NOT get mom of the year.

My kid had a broken arm for two weeks and I said “Stop Whining!”! Definitely mom of the year right here!

by Wilrn January 27, 2018

charity's mom

a caring wonderful person whom makes really good food and is wanted by all the teens around

dam i want charity's mom

by Antawnisking February 2, 2018

pintrest mom

A mother who always makes and things from scratch

1.All the pintrest moms’ daughter’s birthday cakes are homemade.

2.All her cleaning products are diy or made from scratch.

by Gum_ Guzzler666 May 4, 2018

ur mom

it mean something that is not straight

ur mom gey

by SigBmoke February 12, 2018

mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours

"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"

by Urmommishott February 12, 2018